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I know you don't like puns, Mary, but what did you expect to happen when you tried to ruin Leon's ax-citment?

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Leon's Grandpa: And the last gift is for you, Leon.
Leon: Thanks, Grandpa!
*RIP* *TEAR*
Leon: Wh-ho-hooa!
Mary: Oh-no-noo!
Leon: An ax!? Awesome!
Mary: Leon, no! We're not keeping that in the house!
Leon: What!? Why not!?
Mary: What possible use could you have for an ax!?
Leon: Oh sure, I get a new tool, and your first instinct is to cut off my... ax-cess.
Mary: Was that a pun?
Leon: Oh, I'm sorry. Was that pun ax-cessive?
Mary: Not another word, young man. 
Leon: Wow Mom, you've got a weird ax-cent when you're mad. 
Mary: I'm so done here. 
Leon: If you want it so bad, why don't you ax nicely?
Mary: My own flesh and blood. I caused this. Why couldn't he have been an arsonist or petty thief instead?